Star Trek
Published by Kizi
Thursday, May 7th, 2009
Guys, this movie is amazing.
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Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along-Blog
Published by Kizi
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
I think the world should know of this and love it.
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Holy Shit, Could Kizi Like Music Now?
Published by Kizi
Friday, March 13th, 2009
I just gave this site a try, and I find myself listening to more and more of it. Perhaps I just always needed a complex database and algorithms to adaptively present me with music I may like. Each song makes it smarter as I rate it. Maybe Kizi could like music, now that my eclecticism can be more accurately analyzed.
What really sold it for me was the "Squaresoft / Instrumental" pre-made station, featuring fully orchestrated renditions of Chrono Trigger music. Using that as a baseline, it then adapts to personal preference. Magic.
http://www.pandora.com/
Comments (3) | Posted in: Games, Life
What I Just Did
Published by Kizi
Monday, February 9th, 2009
I just a few minutes ago dropped my laptop computer cord into the toilet. Just the end that plugs into the computer, and a few more inches, including two areas with exposed wires. I dried it with my boxers briefly, and it works just fine. I am using it now to power my computer to author this post. I just really think that you all should know about this incident.
(Just in case you were wondering, my wordplay in the third sentence is purposeful.)
Comments (1) | Posted in: Disturbing, Life, Science
Extra! Extra! Facebook Proved the Key to Predicting the Future!
Published by Kizi
Monday, December 15th, 2008
For millenia mankind has sat and pondered the mysteries of the universe. Today, we close the book on one that has captured our imaginations: Predicting the Future!
As you can clearly see from the unedited image below, at exactly 12:00am TOMORROW, I will post this Facebook message! Simply incredible. My friends, we must work together to answer the obvious question that follows: How does Facebook know the future? Perhaps the collective social forces of humanity combined with the processing power of our computers through the internet has spontaneously generated a subtle link to the future.
The question remains in our minds, "How can we tap this new resource?" as we sit here now, like our ancestors before us, and ponder the mysteries of the universe.
Comments (1) | Posted in: Hobbies, Life, Science, Travel
Simply Amazing
Published by Kizi
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
Perhaps the most exciting development in years. Enjoy.
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net
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Gentlemen, Our Worries Are Over...
Published by Kizi
Monday, March 24th, 2008
How many times have you been going about your own business of shamelessly cheating on your current girlfriend or wife, only to have the little lady annoyingly ask questions about where you have been, what you have been doing, and why you staggered home last night at 3 am with lipstick on your collar. For the modern cheater on the go, you certainly don't have the time or energy to come up with excuses concerning such trivial matters.
That's where an Alibi Agency comes in. ( http://www.alibinetwork.com )
With 24/7 email and phone support, your Alibi agent will work with you to maintain your privacy. They will provide fraudulent documents and make phone calls on your behalf. Fake tickets, fake receipts, they will even arrange for discreet parcel deliveries. Arrange for hotel rooms and make phone calls without any incriminating information appearing on your statements!
This resource is truly an innovation for the 21st century. Take that, honesty!
Comments (2) | Posted in: Women, Hilarity, Disturbing, Life
Late Night Delirium
Published by Kizi
Friday, February 22nd, 2008
Little Black boys are innately hilarious.
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What I did at work today:
Published by Kizi
Monday, February 18th, 2008
I have no idea if this will show up as pictures or just crazy text. I am only medium computer savvy, not all like Bear and stuff. Luckily I have a sincere lack of interest in the outcome which gives me the confidence to go forward.
Also, Bear, this thing won't let me upload photos saved on the harddrive. Fix that now. how the hell do computers work anyway? can somebody tell me? it's really just magic, screw you, science.
Some days there are 10,000 phonecalls, a million kids with infections who all want my attention, and tons of "real" work to do. Some days there are lolcatz
Comments (1) | Posted in: Work, Hilarity
My First Post
Published by Kizi
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
Well, ladies and germs, this is it. My first real, official post. Bear has been trying for some time to get me to contribute, which I have flatly refused to do. My job is to inspire behind the scenes. Whenever you see a great new page design or a hilarious post, you can rest assured that it all began with me. Monty, I tried to upload a photo with this, but it didn't work. I went back and tried to edit it, but I can't find any place to edit the photo options. (See, I have just inspired him to improve the admin interface.)