Archive, 2008 March
Published by Kizi
Monday, March 24th, 2008
How many times have you been going about your own business of shamelessly cheating on your current girlfriend or wife, only to have the little lady annoyingly ask questions about where you have been, what you have been doing, and why you staggered home last night at 3 am with lipstick on your collar. For the modern cheater on the go, you certainly don't have the time or energy to come up with excuses concerning such trivial matters.
That's where an Alibi Agency comes in. ( http://www.alibinetwork.com )
With 24/7 email and phone support, your Alibi agent will work with you to maintain your privacy. They will provide fraudulent documents and make phone calls on your behalf. Fake tickets, fake receipts, they will even arrange for discreet parcel deliveries. Arrange for hotel rooms and make phone calls without any incriminating information appearing on your statements!
This resource is truly an innovation for the 21st century. Take that, honesty!
Published by Maida
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
Dearest Robots, I've finally begun streaming content from my PC onto the television in the Media Room upstairs. Glorious, glorious, glorious. The Xbox 360 can stream only WMV and MPEG-2 video, which pretty much eliminated my entire collection of videos. Then came Xilisoft! All Hail Xilisoft and their grandiose video conversion software! Next up, .mkv files (which house my HD movie content, like Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix, and No Country For Old Men). Since my Xvid Avi files can be converted quite easily (though it takes some time), I should have all my videos ready to watch in no time. South Park and Family Guy marathons abound!
Oh, and Happy Easter, you fucking atheists!
Published by Bear
Thursday, March 20th, 2008
There are officially five, yes five, days remaining before the first chance of "correct taste" for our latest homebrew beer. Maida has insisted on opening a bottle after one week of waiting (tomorrow) and I can only pray that we are not disappointed.
We have followed every direction as precisely as possible and yet I have a growing suspicion that something will go (has already gone) terribly wrong. With our anal-ity for directions in mind, I can only assume that any misfortune is a direct result of God personally damning us both.
I will comment/repost when the abomination has had time to fully mature. Please put us in your prayers.
On side note, I saw There Will Be Blood for the first time last night. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it all day and I don't expect tomorrow or the next to be any different.
Edit 3/23/08 - Jon just told me that an inside source informed him that Porters and Stouts need to sit in the bottle for around 2 months. So... T-Minus 1 month and 21 days?