Extra! Extra! Facebook Proved the Key to Predicting the Future!
Published by Kizi
Monday, December 15th, 2008
For millenia mankind has sat and pondered the mysteries of the universe. Today, we close the book on one that has captured our imaginations: Predicting the Future!
As you can clearly see from the unedited image below, at exactly 12:00am TOMORROW, I will post this Facebook message! Simply incredible. My friends, we must work together to answer the obvious question that follows: How does Facebook know the future? Perhaps the collective social forces of humanity combined with the processing power of our computers through the internet has spontaneously generated a subtle link to the future.
The question remains in our minds, "How can we tap this new resource?" as we sit here now, like our ancestors before us, and ponder the mysteries of the universe.
