Contributed Sayings
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"Life is what a man is thinking about all day."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Guessing is more fun than knowing."
- W.H. Auden
"He acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions"
- Confucius
"I feel like a pregnant woman giving birth to a humongous hit"
- Jon
"Japan, land of pies,
Lots of horny twin sisters.
Sideways like their eyes."
- Ancient Chinese Proverb
"Guys, just go ... do some work or something."
- Mr. Dickson
"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink."
- Charles Bukowski
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
- Bertrand Russell
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."
- George Burns
"Don’t read what they write about you, just measure it in inches."
- Andy Warhol
"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Morality is herd instinct in the individual."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. "
- Albert Einstein
"I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg